In a house, there is room and in the room there is a fruit bowl and since there are different kinds of fruit such as bananas,apples,strawberries,and the others. The fruits had all agreed to start discussing on who the leader of all the fruits should be. The fruits were all sitting down waiting for the three candidates to appear on stage. They were there to show why they were going to run for leader of the fruits.
First fruit to run for leader was Mr Apple who was a fruit which unlike others had a thing for politics. As he went on stage he introduced himself and said “Steve Jobs asked me if I could be the face of his inventions and I simply said yes and he simply signed my contract”.”The contract said all, unlimited apple devices would be given to Mr Apple.” “But that’s not what I am trying to a prove, the fact that I am trying to prove is that Steve Jobs chose me instead of any another fruits. There are many fruits out there but not as good as me. So if u choose me I will offer all fruits a life time supply of apple products to anyone. And also, if you work hard you could live up to my standards and be Vice Leader Of The Fruits”. There was a round of applause and some cheering but some booing. The fruits booing knew quite right that if Mr Apple became Leader of Fruits he would not be fair.
Next too come to the stage was Mr Banana. He was tall, yellow and also very streamline. He was very kind and fair and he loved money, which was probably why he was running for leader. And he said “Like apple here”. “It`s Mr apple to you BANANANA” shouted Mr Apple. “Like it matters, I also have a brand named after me, has anyone heard of Banana Republic, the shop in Oxford Circus very famous has the best styles of clothes, better than LV, Chanel, Prada, Burberry and Armani. So I would give everyone new best selling clothes all for free. And also could you trust him, that fat green biased fruit over their.” “How many times have I told you it is Mr Apple to you!” “Well unlike Mr Apple, I am fair, that is all thank you, and btw does Mr Apple even say thank you, have a think about that one”. “Thank you Mr Banana, you`ve said quite enough” said Mr Fig.
Last of all was Mr Blackberry him and Mr Apple have been arch enemies for a long time, though during high school Apple used to always be the popular one and Blackberry got bullied. He Began “Fellow fruits we are living in a poor society we need someone to take charge and make the world a better place but how i may ask. Well that is a simple question you pick me.” “What have you got to offer, Yeah” shouted the crowd. Well I am the face of Blackberry which has the famous social networking bbm.” “Yeah why should we pick you instead of Apple devices” shouted the crowd. “Hes got nothing to offer Apple has always been the best we have everything, sorry does any blackberry or bb have fruit ninja. NO!!! you have fruit slash where you have to move the track pad and press space.” “What about android or microsoft I heard they were better than apple.”sniggered Mr Pear. “Good one Pear but apple is the best”. “Yeah but I heard Samsung Galaxy S3 was better than the iphone 5.” said a member of the audience. All the fruits laughed for about 10 minutes. Until they realised it would only happen when pigs fly.
1 week later
Mr Apple was elected President but only by cheating too bribe Mr Banana and let him drop out of the election and the fact that all apple handsets have always been better than blackberry ones.
As soon as Mr Apple got to be leader, he started to ban all fruits that were made from the ground not the tree, were punished by not letting them do other stuff that fruits who were born on trees could do. And all dark fruits were split from light fruits so the dark ones would be at the bottom of the bowl. Pear was the vice leader and he was the fruit who made up the dark fruits and light fruits idea so they called it the apeartied. Things had changed since Mr Apple became leader things were a bit more fair he said. He made these bowls which were separate from the original bowl. He said that these bowls were especially for the fruits who were born on the ground. So the ground fruits now laid on the small bowls and it turned out that the bowls they were on were actually the bowls which the humans eats. So no ground fruits were alive in the fruit bowl anymore.
Fruits from different countries had to be sent back to their countries by the chief immigration officer Mr Banana. “Mr Lychee you need to go back to Cambodia you need to go to terminal 2” said Mr Banana. “Mr Coconut you need to got to terminal 7 and take the first plane to India.”
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